David Tuchman: Internet Funny Person

Pleasant amusement and occasional sincerity

Posts tagged john lennon

May 18

Deleted Lyrics from John Lennon’s “God”

  • I don’t believe in time
  • I don’t believe in existence
  • I don’t believe in memory
  • I don’t believe in haiku
  • I don’t believe in pizza
  • I don’t believe in plastics
  • I don’t believe in toasters
  • I don’t believe in kites
  • I don’t believe in Yoko
  • I don’t believe in yo-yos
  • I don’t believe in robots
  • I don’t believe in dentists
  • I don’t believe in sandwiches
  • I don’t believe in photosynthesis
  • I don’t believe in Marlon Brando
  • I don’t believe in instant oatmeal
  • I don’t believe in clouds looking like animals
  • I don’t believe in origami
  • I don’t believe in Saskatchewan
  • I don’t believe in typewriters
  • I don’t believe in paper towels
  • I don’t believe in tacos
  • I don’t believe in the potential of television as an artistic form
  • I don’t believe in Morse code
  • I don’t believe in flannel
  • I don’t believe in electricity
  • I don’t believe in Zeus


Feb 25
Declaration of Nutopia

Declaration of Nutopia