adambozarth: Hey, dude eating salad off of books in Borders while on your phone, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG! I think part of the reason Borders is folding is because of the shame they felt after this happened.
thedailywhat: This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: RoboCop himself (AKA actor Peter Weller) joins the movement to erect a monument to RoboCop (AKA a monument to actor Peter Weller) in the city of Detroit. [fod.]
The Members and Knights two and two came round in a state of erection and...– Records of The Most Ancient and Most Puissant Order of the Beggar’s Benison and Merryland, Anstruther.
Hey my little penguin princess, what kind of mischief are you causing today!?– HowToTextGirls.com No wonder I’m not getting laid. Apparently I’ve been doing it all wrong. (via nedhepburn)
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String together all the McBain clips from The Simpsons—and you almost get an actual story.
mikedang: I desperately wanted to know what the heck everyone was talking about in this video, so I asked my friend Daisuke. He quickly responded: Without further ado, here’s the jist of it! Super: Reaction 7 The great Neko Nabe Project. Man: What is this?! Woman: It’s neko nabe (cat pot)! Man: Oooh. Neko Nabe! Narrator: Once very popular, we’ve prepared a lot of Neko Nabes. We are attempting...
I’m declaring war against all the Afghans in New York who have stolen my name...– http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/14/nyregion/14chicken.html
Crealism.” Comedy realism. How far can you push the universe and yet still...– Rob Thomas, co-creator of Party Down (via unicornology)
When somebody’s laughing, I know they don’t dislike me.– Judd Apatow
It’s hard to think of an American writer who had more combat experience. He...