May 2013
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Deleted Lyrics from John Lennon's "God"
I don’t believe in time
I don’t believe in existence
I don’t believe in memory
I don’t believe in haiku
I don’t believe in pizza
I don’t believe in plastics
I don’t believe in toasters
I don’t believe in kites
I don’t believe in Yoko
I don’t believe in yo-yos
I don’t believe in robots
I don’t believe in dentists
I...
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Who wants to come to my Gatsby party in Queens this weekend?? First we’ll change our names to hide our secret pasts and then get in a big car and run over the wife of the guy who runs the gas station nearby! JUST LIKE IN THE ’20s!
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OMGWTFBIBLE: The Apocalypse is Coming, So Why Save... →
omgwtfbible:
One of my favorite pet theories about Republican opposition to action on climate change goes this way: many religious Republicans believe strongly in end-times prophecies and therefore has absolutely no incentive to do anything to stop climate change. After all, if God’s going to destroy the world…
Yikes!
April 2013
9 posts
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A Questionnaire for Potential Lovers
by Colin Blunstone of The Zombies
What’s your name?
Who’s your daddy?
Is he rich like me?
(optional) Has he taken any time to show you what you need to live?
omgwtfbible:
Behold! Chapter 7 of OMGWTFBIBLE...
“Heavenly fire no longer falls on corrupted cities. It is the camera lens that,...”
– Jean Baudrillard - Simulacra and Simulations
(via basedheisenberg)
omgwtfbible:
Last night, before the show, I felt...
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Could someone make this a movie?
bunnytownjustice:
A princess kisses a frog and the frog turns into Prince.
I second this request.
11 Surprising Bible Passages →
omgwtfbible:
I just launched a Buzzfeed! Now all your favorite OMGWTFBIBLE moments are in easy-to-share list form!
I made a Buzzfeed to promote my podcast! Check it out! LISTS!
OMGWTFBIBLE: OMGWTFBIBLE in New Voices →
omgwtfbible:
About a month ago, I had a conversation with Catie Damon of New Voices Magazine about the podcast, my upbringing, the mythologies we create, and a not-very-eloquent post I made here a few months ago. New Voices had some very nice things to say about the show:
Each month on this…
I was in an Internet magazine!
March 2013
6 posts
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Alternate Titles for the Film "We Need to Talk...
What’s the Deal with Kevin?
The Adventures of Kevin the Unwanted Child
Kooky Kevin
Kevin is Kinda Weird
Bow and Marrow
Our Idiot Son
I Think That Kevin Kid is A Little, You Know, Off
You and I Should Really Sit Down and Have a Conversation About Our Son Kevin
Let’s Rap. Topic: Kevin
The Boy Who Was Not Normal
Sociopathic Son
That’s So Kevin!
David Byrne Presents: Psycho Killer
The...
February 2013
8 posts
Argo was dumb
And not only was the climax incredibly implausible, it was completely made up (from BBC):
“Absolutely none of that happened,” says Mark.
“It’s true there could have been problems with documentation - it was our biggest vulnerability.
“But the Agency had done its homework and knew the Iranian border authorities habitually made no attempt to reconcile documents.
...
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The Oscars
UGH.
Last year, I briefly reviewed all the Best Picture-nominated films I’d seen. This year I couldn’t even bring myself to do that.
Argo was the only one I’d seen. So I guess good on me for picking the winner. But I mean really?
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Warner Brothers is proud to present the best movie of the year…Argo!
THRILL!
As a car drives slowly through a crowd...
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"And another thing...": There are no three-way... →
libbabraysactualblog:
Last night was Hollywood’s annual orgy of self-congratulation previously known as The Academy Awards but now rebranded as the fewer-characters-on-Twitter, Oscars. I tuned in to watch (and snark) as has been my wont since I was old enough to say, “No Best Picture for Bugsy Malone? It totally…
This whole thing is great, but here’s the money quote:
“We Saw Your...
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“I Am A Nobody Filmmaker” →
austinkleon:
Hell yes, this fella has the right idea:
What baker bakes one loaf of bread and asks for thousands of dollars to open a bakery? What architect designs one home and expects to have thousands of fans on Facebook? None. It’s ludicrous. As a nobody filmmaker, I have come to realize that I need to earn my right to ask people for their time and money. And the way to do that is by...
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January 2013
9 posts
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Obama doesn’t seem too optimistic about his...
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December 2012
12 posts
“People misunderstand. If you have violence in your film they think that you’re...”
– David Lynch (via oldfilmsflicker)
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Wouldn’t it be funny if, after December 21, 2012 passes without incident, the world is finally awoken to the One True Revelation: that even the Mayans got it wrong; there’s no God or salvation, we’ve just burst forth accidentally on this chemical-strewn rock, are alone in the vast, empty universe, and nobody has any idea what the future holds or is coming to save us? And that led...
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The Surprising Adventures Of Lux Alptraum: Break... →
luxnightmare:
From: Andy Signore <******@breakmedia.com>
Subject: How Superman would Rape women
Date: December 14, 2012 12:16:31 PM EST
To: Lux Alptraum
Greetings again Lux,
You’ve linked to me a lot in the past! I now Lead creative over at Break.com and their other properties…
…
This is terrible. Break.com is terrible.
NYC: im in a show at beauty bar starting at 8 PM
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