David Tuchman: Internet Funny Person

Pleasant amusement and occasional sincerity

Jul 21

I just met you

And this is crazy

But the government is controlling my thoughts


notbecauseofvictories:

I can think of like, six people who would be interested in this.

Sorry but you must have incorrect information. The magic subway was moved from Penn Station after the original one was knocked down in 1963. You can get there from the main concourse by walking in the direction Orion’s looking in the mural on the ceiling until you hit a wall. The subway runs along the theoretical Second Avenue line, which is why the city’s had so much trouble building the new one; they keep running across magical barriers meant to protect the original subway.I’m not sure what buildings the school owns now but when I went there (‘03 graduate), the train went straight to Prospect Park and emptied out underneath Litchfield Villa, where classes were held.
It was always great to close off Nethermead for our quidditch games.
Chanukah was pretty awesome though, because we’d gather around Grand Army Plaza and the headmistress would turn the Soldiers’ and Sailors’ Arch into a massive chanukiah completely invisible to muggles.

notbecauseofvictories:

I can think of like, six people who would be interested in this.

Sorry but you must have incorrect information. The magic subway was moved from Penn Station after the original one was knocked down in 1963. You can get there from the main concourse by walking in the direction Orion’s looking in the mural on the ceiling until you hit a wall. The subway runs along the theoretical Second Avenue line, which is why the city’s had so much trouble building the new one; they keep running across magical barriers meant to protect the original subway.

I’m not sure what buildings the school owns now but when I went there (‘03 graduate), the train went straight to Prospect Park and emptied out underneath Litchfield Villa, where classes were held.

Litchfield Villa

It was always great to close off Nethermead for our quidditch games.

Nethermead

Chanukah was pretty awesome though, because we’d gather around Grand Army Plaza and the headmistress would turn the Soldiers’ and Sailors’ Arch into a massive chanukiah completely invisible to muggles.

(via eileenthequeen)


Jul 15

It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and OH GOD LINDA WHY DID YOU LEAVE


Jul 14

localsadgirl:

My dad was upset when I told him that Elaine Benes is not canonically Jewish.

Here is a very serious journal article about how the four leads (except Jerry, of course) were “coded” Jews because more than one Jewish main character might’ve freaked out the viewing public back in 1989.


omgwtfbible:

I want to go to there. #RealBibleQuotes
This one’s from Episode 17: http://omgwtfbible.com/episodes/book-one-in-the-beginning/episode-17/
Check out the Indiegogo to keep the quotes coming. http://igg.me/at/omgwtfbible

Best city.

omgwtfbible:

I want to go to there. #RealBibleQuotes

This one’s from Episode 17: http://omgwtfbible.com/episodes/book-one-in-the-beginning/episode-17/

Check out the Indiegogo to keep the quotes coming. http://igg.me/at/omgwtfbible

Best city.


Jul 13
“We will gather, Jews and Muslims, in a fast of solidarity for peace in Israel and the Palestinian territories. The exact time and location are still being worked out, but prominent Jews and Muslims will be gathering in Evanston this Tuesday with prayers for peace and an end to the suffering and violence. This event is inspired by Eliaz Cohen, an Israeli poet, who posted the following on his Facebook page this week:

‘On the way to the shiva at the Frankel residence (8 settlers and Palestinians packed into a Toyota. This is not the beginning of a joke…) the following idea started to gel:

A collective fast (or in the language of civil protest: a one-day hunger strike), Jews and Arabs, next Tuesday, when our two calendars converge, the Arab and Hebrew ones: The Fast of the 17th of Tammuz (for the Jews this is a fast commemorating the breaching of the walls of Jerusalem before the Temple was destroyed) and the middle of the Fast of the Month of Ramadan (the Muslim fast month).

For both traditions, this is a day dedicated to taking an accounting of the soul, to taking responsibility, for correcting and purifying, to turning in repentance. The plan is to direct two peoples on this day to a kind of summit, during which everyone is invited to take part, to fast in identification with the suffering, the violence, the pain of one’s self and the other, to ask how we will break the cycle of violence and to create a vision of hope.’”
A joint Muslim-Jewish fast on Tuesday, July 15, 17 Tammuz (via socialism-or-barbarism)

(via feministjewishfangirl)


Jul 10

Bush did 311.


I’m a pansexual.

I’m sexually attracted to pans.

Especially the nonstick kind OMG.


Jul 8

uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

Add ‘em and leave

(via thejewsareinspace)


If you’re having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son.

Let’s talk about it. I’m your father. You can tell me anything.


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