David Tuchman: Internet Funny Person

Pleasant amusement and occasional sincerity

Jul 28

headcannons are part of my head canon


I made a new OMGWTFBIBLE video. Please donate to help save a desperate funny Bible verse!


Jul 24
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localsadgirl said: Jesus blood is a Catholic fave tbh don’t understand why they didn’t get slapped with blood libel…oh wait I know why.

They were too busy throwing them at Jews. :(

Also, now I want to see if matza with wine in it exists because that’s probably delicious.


This free iced coffee better:
1. Be kosher
2. Not have any Jesus blood in it

This free iced coffee better:
1. Be kosher
2. Not have any Jesus blood in it


Jul 23
johnskylar:

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

Also Sam Wilson becoming Cap doesn’t mean that Steve Rogers didn’t still punch Hitler.  Like.  Nein, Microwaves.  This is stupid.  And stuff.

Also Hitler probably would’ve lost his mind at the idea of a black ubermensch.

johnskylar:

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

Also Sam Wilson becoming Cap doesn’t mean that Steve Rogers didn’t still punch Hitler.  Like.  Nein, Microwaves.  This is stupid.  And stuff.

Also Hitler probably would’ve lost his mind at the idea of a black ubermensch.


Jul 21

I just met you

And this is crazy

But the government is controlling my thoughts


notbecauseofvictories:

I can think of like, six people who would be interested in this.

Sorry but you must have incorrect information. The magic subway was moved from Penn Station after the original one was knocked down in 1963. You can get there from the main concourse by walking in the direction Orion’s looking in the mural on the ceiling until you hit a wall. The subway runs along the theoretical Second Avenue line, which is why the city’s had so much trouble building the new one; they keep running across magical barriers meant to protect the original subway.I’m not sure what buildings the school owns now but when I went there (‘03 graduate), the train went straight to Prospect Park and emptied out underneath Litchfield Villa, where classes were held.
It was always great to close off Nethermead for our quidditch games.
Chanukah was pretty awesome though, because we’d gather around Grand Army Plaza and the headmistress would turn the Soldiers’ and Sailors’ Arch into a massive chanukiah completely invisible to muggles.

notbecauseofvictories:

I can think of like, six people who would be interested in this.

Sorry but you must have incorrect information. The magic subway was moved from Penn Station after the original one was knocked down in 1963. You can get there from the main concourse by walking in the direction Orion’s looking in the mural on the ceiling until you hit a wall. The subway runs along the theoretical Second Avenue line, which is why the city’s had so much trouble building the new one; they keep running across magical barriers meant to protect the original subway.

I’m not sure what buildings the school owns now but when I went there (‘03 graduate), the train went straight to Prospect Park and emptied out underneath Litchfield Villa, where classes were held.

Litchfield Villa

It was always great to close off Nethermead for our quidditch games.

Nethermead

Chanukah was pretty awesome though, because we’d gather around Grand Army Plaza and the headmistress would turn the Soldiers’ and Sailors’ Arch into a massive chanukiah completely invisible to muggles.

(via eileenthequeen)


Jul 15

It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and OH GOD LINDA WHY DID YOU LEAVE


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