David Tuchman: Internet Funny Person

Pleasant amusement and occasional sincerity

Apr 13
This pan has some really important things to say about social responsibility.

This pan has some really important things to say about social responsibility.


Apr 8
If you don’t have an umbrella, just put a box on your head. Duh.

If you don’t have an umbrella, just put a box on your head. Duh.


Mar 18

13 Unanswered True Detective Questions (WARNING: SPOILERS)

  • Who does Rust Cohle’s hair?
  • When Hart kissed Rust on the forehead, was it a friendly thing or did it mean something more?
  • Why does the Yellow King love karaoke so darn much?
  • When Maggie makes out with that birthday party clown, why is the balloon animal he makes an exact copy of the stick statue found at all the crime scenes?
  • What is 6 times 7?
  • Why does Hart always wear his clothes backwards?
  • If it takes place in 1995, why did Hart and Cohle always listen to “All Star” by Smash Mouth while on cop rides? That song came out in 1999!
  • Who put the bop in the bop-she-wop-she-wop?
  • What was the name of Papania’s adorable puppy?
  • Who keeps sending Cohle direct messages on twitter?
  • Why does Billy Lee Tuttle always wear a different birthday cake on his head?
  • What did Bill Murray whisper into Maggie’s ear?
  • How do they cram all that graham into Golden Grahams?

Mar 6

Are you an insane person? Then you’ll love shopping SkyMall! The only catalog full of dream objects someone hallucinated and made real!


Jan 30

That awkward moment when Hollywood makes a movie referencing a meme that went stale 2 years ago


Jan 27
@kendricklamar wasn’t the only one @Macklemore texted after the Grammies

@kendricklamar wasn’t the only one @Macklemore texted after the Grammies


Jan 10

quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

they do. it’s called hiccups.

or cancer.

(via thathilariousasian)


Dec 6
literallyunbelievable:

HELL no

Conservatives are pissed off by Stop and Kiss but are totally OK with Stop and Frisk

literallyunbelievable:

HELL no

Conservatives are pissed off by Stop and Kiss but are totally OK with Stop and Frisk


Nov 27
Oh, look. It’s a man shading the patriarchy with Carl Jung in 1925. Because it turns out “patriarchy” isn’t just a word feminists invented in 1972.

Oh, look. It’s a man shading the patriarchy with Carl Jung in 1925. Because it turns out “patriarchy” isn’t just a word feminists invented in 1972.


Nov 21

12 Numbers Between 1 and 12 You Have to See to Believe

1. 3
2. 6
3. 8
4. 12
5. 5
6. 11
7. 1
8. 9
9. 7
10. 2
11. 10
12. 4


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