David Tuchman: Internet Funny Person

Pleasant amusement and occasional sincerity

Aug 12
Is Bloomberg about to donate 2 million dollars to OMGWTFBIBLE? Probably not!

Is Bloomberg about to donate 2 million dollars to OMGWTFBIBLE? Probably not!


Aug 8

this video is still one of my favorite things i’ve made


Aug 4
omgwtfbible:

Jacob kind of lost it a little toward the end. #RealBibleQuotes
This one’s from Episode 22: http://omgwtfbible.com/episodes/book-one-in-the-beginning/episode-22/
Check out the Indiegogo to keep the quotes coming. http://igg.me/at/omgwtfbible

oh boy

omgwtfbible:

Jacob kind of lost it a little toward the end. #RealBibleQuotes

This one’s from Episode 22: http://omgwtfbible.com/episodes/book-one-in-the-beginning/episode-22/

Check out the Indiegogo to keep the quotes coming. http://igg.me/at/omgwtfbible

oh boy


Jul 28

headcannons are part of my head canon


I made a new OMGWTFBIBLE video. Please donate to help save a desperate funny Bible verse!


Jul 24
Look at this t-shirt! Do you want one like it? Donate now at http://igg.me/at/omgwtfbible

Look at this t-shirt! Do you want one like it? Donate now at http://igg.me/at/omgwtfbible



localsadgirl said: Jesus blood is a Catholic fave tbh don’t understand why they didn’t get slapped with blood libel…oh wait I know why.

They were too busy throwing them at Jews. :(

Also, now I want to see if matza with wine in it exists because that’s probably delicious.


This free iced coffee better:
1. Be kosher
2. Not have any Jesus blood in it

This free iced coffee better:
1. Be kosher
2. Not have any Jesus blood in it


Jul 23
johnskylar:

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

Also Sam Wilson becoming Cap doesn’t mean that Steve Rogers didn’t still punch Hitler.  Like.  Nein, Microwaves.  This is stupid.  And stuff.

Also Hitler probably would’ve lost his mind at the idea of a black ubermensch.

johnskylar:

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

Also Sam Wilson becoming Cap doesn’t mean that Steve Rogers didn’t still punch Hitler.  Like.  Nein, Microwaves.  This is stupid.  And stuff.

Also Hitler probably would’ve lost his mind at the idea of a black ubermensch.


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